i'm tired

I'm in the mood to swim in the ocean

on the surface all the waves seem to have a nice pace
but underneath it all there's a bunch of human waste-
festering and rotting
and taking up space
so why the fuck should i swim in your toilet bowl?
BUT I do love to
chill out in the water and feel the current pull-
me out to nowhere where i can sick lower then my soooooooooooul
ooooooooooohhhhh bayyybeeehhhh

Maybe it's the constant surfing commercials that play in costco.
Winter just got here, and I'm over it. I'm ready for sweaty air, popsicles,oranges, flip flops, pools, the 126, swimming with dogs, and sand sticking to my legs.
yum

This monologue is so good.

I hate it when I drink coffee and then my teeth feel dirty. It drives me nuts.
Almost as nuts as it's a small world playing every 15 minuets in Costco. Really now?
Costco is not a small world. In fact it's rather large, people loose their children in here on a daily basis. One time a little boy wondered into our office only to ask me questions about Pokemon' for 30 minuets.. Luckily, being the old school Pokemon expert that I am, I entertained him till his grandma found him here. POLYWHIRL?!?! CHARIZARD?!?!? RHIHORN?!?!
What's up with the new Pokemon being robots and shit.
I'm not impressed.

This tea is way too hot. It's truly dgafinated.

oh excuse me,

I think my brain is half mood ring.

since when did you start feeling like the loose change that jingles around in peoples pockets
You know you need it, but it kinda just takes up space at the same time,
and no one really knows what to do with it.

I guess if you're a quarter you're the exception, they're pretty nice.

good jamz

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when I look at him it's like I'm stepping into my own reflection
So I feel I gotta stop because I've never gone this direction
I'm jumping in head first
And I'm afraid I might loose control

but.
oh little johnny youre not like the other boys
You don't just talk to fill up the air with noise
oh little johnny your not like the other boys

uhh

I'm ready to move galaxies please.

oh yeah.

stop interfering
I hate you

I have wanderlust.

I really want to get out of California for awhile.
The grand canyon sounds really nice.
or maybe Seattle, or ....Kentuckaayyy?

whatever, all i know is that I want a dick towel for Christmas.

Patsy I love you

sometimes I truly think I was born in the wrong decade.

positive thinking, and excess amounts of tea got rid of my sickness.
Hooray! Take THAT tonsils!

such a good solo album

woowhooo

So I saw the Pixies last night, and it was amaziinnngg
They did such a good job!
What a fun night!

damn

life is too short

to worry about the small things,
to let your job ruin your day,
to not tell people how you feel,
to let something small stand in the way of your goals

:(

I remember taking the bus to school and home with you everyday for 8 years.
you were my neighbor, and my friend.
I loved talking to you and playing truth or dare.
you were such a good person
RIP Chris