Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

It's the end of the night, and by now i've reapplied my lipstick about 20 different times, and my eyeliner is starting to get smudgy. I keep asking for refills even though I know i've already passed this disgusting limit of being totally not in control. It's also time for that creepy half smile with squinty eyes to come out right about now.
everything I say just sounds stupid but I still say it, in fact I say it louder then I would say anything else. And it sounds just like I thought it would "scuuzzze me guyss but.." I certainly can't forget to throw my thought provoking two cents in ya know?

Saturday, February 6, 2010

happy 1:11am

soft hair and a velvet tongue,
I wanna give you what you give to me.
and every breath that is in your lungs,
is a tiny little gift to me.
is a tiny little gift to me.

thanks mr. white for making me feel romantic

Monday, February 1, 2010

Greasy sex



It's come to my attention that fast food burger joints seem to really know where the money's at.
Who would ever think that combining something like sex, with a greasy fast food joint would be sexy? Well..Americans know what we like, I'll have a burger and fries with a side of T and A please!
With Carls jr being the godfather of sexually suggestive ads, it's only fair that Burger King wants to follow suit right?
I think the Carl's jr CEO must really have a thing for socialite women with leaked sex tapes.
Seeing Kim Kardashian provocatively eat a salad doesn't excite me, or make me want that salad anymore. It just makes me feel awkward when i'm sitting in the room with my mother wathcing it. and slightly uneasy.
On the other hand, Paris Hilton grinding her boney ass all over a car while eating a burger is pretty hot... right?


Burger Kings new ad obviously knows how to connect to the average man. The 7 incher? YUM. Can't for it to blow my mind.