Greasy sex

It's come to my attention that fast food burger joints seem to really know where the money's at.
Who would ever think that combining something like sex, with a greasy fast food joint would be sexy? Well..Americans know what we like, I'll have a burger and fries with a side of T and A please!
With Carls jr being the godfather of sexually suggestive ads, it's only fair that Burger King wants to follow suit right?
I think the Carl's jr CEO must really have a thing for socialite women with leaked sex tapes.
Seeing Kim Kardashian provocatively eat a salad doesn't excite me, or make me want that salad anymore. It just makes me feel awkward when i'm sitting in the room with my mother wathcing it. and slightly uneasy.
On the other hand, Paris Hilton grinding her boney ass all over a car while eating a burger is pretty hot... right?


Burger Kings new ad obviously knows how to connect to the average man. The 7 incher? YUM. Can't for it to blow my mind.