August?

oh man where did August come from?
seriously?

fucking mosquitos ruining my life.

biting me like they own the place.

Leaving their fucking itchy little saliva everywhere.

assholes.

red throat blues.

My throat hurts real bad.

Sometimes in life I find myself contemplating the dumbest things....

can I just please delete those months from my mind? that way when I find myself tired, tipsy, bored, and alone at night I wont wonder what if?

like that.

fuck that. It already took up too much time to begin with.

Because you never got it.

got it?

Actually you did....I'm just used to people who are easy to read. Or maybe I'm just an idiot who couldn't take a hint?

but yeah.

Today my mumsy and I watched pirate radio, and all it did was make me wish that I was born in 1968 so I could go to good concerts, dress up in adorable dresses, have huge pompadours and dramatic eye liner, with nice platform shoes.... even though I'm already a skyscraper as it is.

So...on a totally saptastic note, all i have to say in my drunken two finger typing is,

I love you ryan.

And thanks for understanding me completely and taking a chance...and thanks for loving my craziness in it's entirety.

When it comes down to it, nothing else, and no one matters.

I love that boy.

oooppppsss

just barfed in the trashcan under my desk at work.

still feeling the effects of last night.

Never in my sober life would I have ever thought it was a good idea to eat jack in the box at 2 am
along with half a cookies and cream bar, some chips, a hand full of white chocolate, and whatever else i'm forgetting.
Two words, NEVER AGAIN.
Regardless of the excessive gorge fest, I had a great time with mel last night. Late night jacuzzi and booze can really lead to some pretty personal/hilarious stories. I love that girl.
but.. my stomach feels like alcohol and mozzarella sticks are still sloshing around inside.
I think this means I can't eat for several days now...
scratch that, it should be several weeks.

uh

good morning/afternoon/mothers day/whatever

this office is a ghost town

killin time at work till spring break.
I can't wait to go camping! :D

too bad my tailbone still feels more like a knife versus a tail
ouch! ouch! ouch!

underrated

hey brit where do you want to go for your birthday dinner?

no where.
Thanksgiving stuffing plz.

yummy

non plus one final from Tracy ANTONOPOULOS on Vimeo.

I dig it

It's the end of the night, and by now i've reapplied my lipstick about 20 different times, and my eyeliner is starting to get smudgy. I keep asking for refills even though I know i've already passed this disgusting limit of being totally not in control. It's also time for that creepy half smile with squinty eyes to come out right about now.

everything I say just sounds stupid but I still say it, in fact I say it louder then I would say anything else. And it sounds just like I thought it would "scuuzzze me guyss but.." I certainly can't forget to throw my thought provoking two cents in ya know?

happy 1:11am

soft hair and a velvet tongue,

I wanna give you what you give to me.

and every breath that is in your lungs,

is a tiny little gift to me.

is a tiny little gift to me.

thanks mr. white for making me feel romantic

Greasy sex

It's come to my attention that fast food burger joints seem to really know where the money's at.
Who would ever think that combining something like sex, with a greasy fast food joint would be sexy? Well..Americans know what we like, I'll have a burger and fries with a side of T and A please!
With Carls jr being the godfather of sexually suggestive ads, it's only fair that Burger King wants to follow suit right?
I think the Carl's jr CEO must really have a thing for socialite women with leaked sex tapes.
Seeing Kim Kardashian provocatively eat a salad doesn't excite me, or make me want that salad anymore. It just makes me feel awkward when i'm sitting in the room with my mother wathcing it. and slightly uneasy.
On the other hand, Paris Hilton grinding her boney ass all over a car while eating a burger is pretty hot... right?


Burger Kings new ad obviously knows how to connect to the average man. The 7 incher? YUM. Can't for it to blow my mind.

"If I wake up with my pajamas on I think, cool I planned this"

hahaha

http://www.indiebabies.typepad.com/

what a stupid website.
"that baybeh is soooo indi3333333"

total monsoon outside

the never ending cycle of the judicial system

Today i had jury duty for the first time. I was suppose to be there until 4.30 but the guy changed his plee to guilty so we all got to go home. I know jury duty isnt something people are suppose to wnt to do, but in all honesty.. after watching the terrible 80's movie about the exciting world of being a juror i was kinda curious.

Next to me was a lady who was wearing a really ridiculous tweety bird ensemble head to toe. She continued : "ya know what i think?! the world would be such a better place if all the criminals could just be shot instead of havin a damnnn trial." .....An obviously disturbed me :"wow...i really wouldnt want you on my jury." tweety bird matriarch:"MMMMMHHHMMMMM n' you wouldnt want me on your jury either baybeh, I can PROMISE you that much"
Then we just looked at each other unamused.

last night

I had a really nice jam session.
I think it was super needed, since I've been under immense amounts of stress this past week.
One good thing that comes from unfortunate circumstances is that my brain seems to get kicked into artistic overdrive.
Oh yeah, I like Justin and Rosie.

ouch

I'm so worried about my mom.
She's been at Henry Mayo for about 8 days now and seems to keep getting not so great news.
:(
Nothing is more important then family

bad weekend

yesterday my mom had to go to the hospital(and is still there), I worked almost 9 hours with no break, ate shit down my stairs, my car stopped working,and I got cussed out by a crazy patient for just doing my job.
over it.

now that the holidays are over

It's time to stop eating everything and anything I feel like.
ALLLRRRIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTT.
veganism is in, and Fatty foods are out! out out out! I'm pumped!

fresh

So it's 2010 now. Writing prescription's with 2010 yesterday and I kept messing up. 01/02/09... wait 01/02/10? or is it 01/02/010?
I had a new years party at my place this year, and it was great. I had such a good time, everyone got along and I was feelin the new years love. It was a good way to start a new year, and decade. I had a little too much to drink but justified it with "WHATEVER I LIIIIVE HERE" ha!
It's always better to throw up in your own bathroom anyway, you know where the mouthwash is.

I wonder what will happen this year?
I feel a big change coming.
And I'm real excited.